shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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