So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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