Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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