After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
me + whiskey = a bad person
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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