It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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