I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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