mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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