i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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