i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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