Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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