So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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