found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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