Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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