Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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