So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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