some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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