apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
