it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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