yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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