I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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