talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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