I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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