Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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