you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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