I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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