and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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