im about as happy as oj after his trial
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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