you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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