Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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