I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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