legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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