i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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