My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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