I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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