Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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