i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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