Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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