its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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