This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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