It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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