Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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