Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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