"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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