do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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