just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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