only you would photoshop your dick
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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