update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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