He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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