Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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