problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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