my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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