return my video game
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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