Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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