I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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